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Australians All

Today my friend Virginia launched Australians All, a site she's been working on for Julian Burnside and leading Petrosexual Malcolm Fraser, among others. Its contributors put their hearts on the line for you to read. You could at least have a look.

Just Not Made For These Times

It seems Brian Wilson has given the OK for a film about his life. If they get it right, it could be magnificent. Few things have moved me more of late than the man performing Smile at the Regent last year, and finally giving voice to the noises that had been rattling around his head for thirty years.

Keith Jarrett: Genius

I have listened to Keith Jarrett's Köln Concert countless times, and I still think it is one of the most extraordinary pieces of music around. I particularly like the lively "doo-do-doot-do-dooo" of the last number.

BlogWar

I love a good blog war, particularly amongst the big guys. Check out James Wheeldon and Tim Dunlop vs Andrew Bolt.

Ladies' Day

This is ace. A 14 year old girl picked for Carey's First XI cricket team. She's obviously pretty handy. And cricket, being a non-contact sport based around skill and timing rather than strength, is one of our best prospects for genuine boy/girl action at the highest level. I'd love one day to see a lady in the baggy green, particularly if she took Justin Langer's spot.

High Court shafts Work Choices challenge

What a surprise. The Howard-stacked High Court has rejected a challenge to WorkChoices.

Arching

One of the best albums I've found in my recent Scando-jazz period is the lyrical piano-bass gold of Olivier Antunes and Jesper Lundgaard's "Arching". You'll have to buy it from Denmark, but it's worth it.

A special gift for Jellyfish and The Boy Wonder: the 80s TV themes archive.

Rehearsal Camp Mark II

Keen readers might remember my (in hindsight soppily romantic) post about rehearsal camp for Just Pretending's Company. We're doing it again this weekend for City of Angels. Awesome.

There's a new version of

There's a new version of Firefox. Complete with an ace blogging plug-in called Performancing. Get into it.

Fuckwits

I thought massacring stingrays in the aftermath of Steve Irwin's death was as idiotic as people got. It appears I was wrong. Fuckwits.

Join The Chain

Nike's new Join The Chain football website asks punters to send in videos of themselves kicking a ball around to create one continuous chain of passes. It's very cool.

Baseball duels

I played a lot of baseball when I was young. Mainly as a catcher. It's articles like this one - about the upcoming duel between the best base-stealer and the catcher with the strongest arm - that make me think that if I lived in the States I could rapidly become obsessed again.

Junior Lawyers unite

Having escaped the clutches of corporate law some years ago, but with many friends still accounting for their lives in six minute units, I find the Junior Lawyers' Union fascinating reading.

Genius Herein

The following shows are currently on high rotation on my DVD player. Curb Your Enthusiasm, Spaced, The Sopranos (Season 6). I highly recommend them all.

Clever Virgin

Every day between 12-1, VirginBlue has Happy Hour, and offers often outrageously cheap domestic fares. A very clever way to fill empty seats, keep customers visiting the site regularly, and maintain that carefully-constructed Virgin image as the battler's friend.

Out of 5

There's a new OutOf5 up - short songs. Check it out.

Delia Rocks

Before Jamie Oliver was scootering about and Nigella was licking chocolate-dipped fingers and leering at the camera, there was Delia. No gimmicks, no catchphrases, just a very clean kitchen and brilliant food. And is it just me, or is she sexy in a "you've been a very naughty boy" kind of way?

Welcome Aboard

Over the past few months, two of my friends have joined the nerd army. Welcome Tom and the C-Bomb.

Out of 5 #34

OutOf5 this week was "Come Rain Or Come Shine: Songs About The Weather". I went with The Supreme's version of Stevie Wonder's "Bad Weather". "Heatwave" would have also worked.

Footballers

I have been warned by Too much sport that there is too much sport on this weblog. But it's happened again.

JP presents company

Just Pretending are presenting noir musical City of Angels this year. Audition if you're keen.

EST

I have recently become obsessed by "the Radiohead of jazz", the Esbjörn Svensson Trio. Scando jazz at its best.

oo5

I have been invited to join a weekly online music mix called Out Of 5. My last contribution was Sly & The Family Stone's very sexy Family Affair.

Danny Katz is magnificent today.

It appears from the comment

It appears from the comment spam with which I'm being bombarded that it is essential you all know the following: Edmonton dominated the Carolina Hurricanes on Saturday night and the 4-0 margin in Game 6 makes it hard to imagine the Oilers not hoisting hockey's Holy Grail above their heads in less than 48 hours. And it would not come as any shock to see defenseman Chris Pronger, who had another 31-minute night, take the honors for the Conn Smythe Trophy as the playoff MVP.

Horrible Truth?

It pains me, but in the interest of balance, I've been looking around at AppleDefects.

AussieRulesChina.com is a site run

AussieRulesChina.com is a site run by my brother, in China spreading the AFL word on behalf of the AFL, the Melbourne Footy Club, and the Melbourne City Council.

Liz Stringer

Liz Stringer plays the Northcote Social Club on 29 June. You should go. I first heard her play at her brother's 21st and she was magnificent then singing a wonderful song he had written. That was seven-odd years ago, and she has only got better in that time.

Flying The Flag

Over at BoltWatch, MrLefty is on fire over Bolt's anti-gay marriage tirade. Bless.

Full House Fans

Thank you Virginia for this video of dedicated Full House fans reproducing not one but two of the show's opening credit sequences. To me, this sort of stuff is the essence of the internet - "it'll take us days, we'll get nothing out of it, but someone out there will think it's kinda cool". Unreal.

Italian Engineering

I have bought a Bialetti MokaEasy, an electric version of the famous Bialetti caffettiera, for my office at work. It has changed my life immeasurably for the better.

World Cup Blog

And while we're on the World Cup, the World Cup Blog is terrific.

A-Lister

Being a glamorous A-Lister, I was at the opening of ACMI's TV50 Exhibition last night. We should all go and celebrate 50 years of television.

All the goals

My friend James sent me this awesome site that allows one to see every World Cup goal so far - just click the match score then the goalscorer. Brilliant.

Bastards

What did I tell ya? Collingwood keeps its TAC sponsorship. Richmond must be spewing.

MacBooks

And I'm due a new computer in September. Delightful

Nathan Carroll - The Mystery

Finally, the behind the scenes sports expose we've been waiting for.

The Two Of Us in

The Two Of Us in The Age / SMH Good Weekend this week was an incredibly touching testament to love, friendship and education. I can't find it online. If you would like to read it, let me know (peter AT glutbusters DOT com) and I will send you a copy in the post.

Pure genius

Not only did Daniel Kitson make me laugh for two hours, he crystallised an entire framework for living one's life. He's undoubtedly a genius.

Camp as a row of pink frilly tents

Join me and Jellyfish as we marvel at the Broadway genius that is Mandy Patinkin, touring Australia in June. It'll be the campest night ever.

Straight From The Rev

We probably only need about a quarter of the footy writing that we actually get. But Melbourne's decision to publish a precis of Neale Daniher's match report each week brings us genuine insight and analysis, something sadly missing from the columns of the moronic Tim Watson.

Best News Ever

It appears Elton John will perform a one-off charity duet with Andrew Flintoff. Possibly Rocket Man. This is the greatest news I have heard all week.

New bat

My old tennis racquet cracked. They gave me a new one. Ace.

More subbies

Those pesky subbies are at it again.

AWB Scandal

Looking for a primer on the Australian Wheat Board kickbacks scandal? The Age's multimedia presentation is first class.

Bruce, Where Are You?

Most blindingly parochial piece of Commonwealth Games commentary yet: Tony Jones to Ambrose Ezenwa after Asafa Powell had reeled in his 6m lead in the the 4x100 heat and effortlessly crushed him by 2. "You held him off there, are you happy with that?" Even Ambrose had the good grace to look doubtful.

Warnie

Christian Ryan's short essay on Shane Warne (on cricinfo) is surprisingly moving for a sports site.

I love Virgins

Get along to Virgins if you can. It's a ripper. It wouldn't be disastrous if you had to leave after the first show either - the other two aren't nearly up to the same standard.

Tim Blair = not funny

Tim Blair's sorry attempt at "satire". Stick to being a smug prick, Tim. Comedy's not your thing.

The "dysfuture"? Please.

If "living in the real world" means I have to interact with self-righteous tossers like you, Chas Savage, I think I'll pass.

St Kilda song

Memo St Kilda football club: Before "rocking up" your club song courtesy of Ross Wilson, compare and contrast the Swans song (all four-part harmony and horns) with the simply awful "Heave-Ho" of the Fremantle song. Or the only marginally better "We're The Eagles". Rocking up. Just say no. (PS Memo The Age: It is not front page news, not even in the sports section).

"Are you ready to unlock your sexual potential in an adventure of self-discovery through untamed passion and incredible pleasure? If you said 'Yes', then you’re ready for Pherotones, the ringtone secret that can make you irresistible to the opposite sex." (My favourite: Testosteroni).

So Sandra Bullock will present

So Sandra Bullock will present an Oscar. Let me be one of the first to say who gives a shit.

Keating! The country soul opera we had to have. Highly recommended for all true believers.

Bravo to Torres News journos Corey Bousen and Damian Baker for evading government attempts to dehumanise refugees and discharging their duty to the public by getting this ripper of a yarn on the safely-landed Papuan asylum seekers. [Via].

Respect to Jelena Dokic for ridding herself of her father. Not only is he a violent bully, he smokes a pipe! He must be insane!

The Google Zeitgeist is a

The Google Zeitgeist is a brilliantly laid out look at what we searched for over the year. It wisely concludes Britney is more popular than Mariah and Shakira.

No need for elaboration. No death penalty. Ever. Ever.

My newest Nintendo game: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Ace. UPDATE: It's crap.

Glutbusters was quoted in The

Glutbusters was quoted in The Age today. Insight section. In Blogworld, a column curiously not in the online edition. We'll show 'em.

Ladies Against Feminism. They deserve a whole post. And they'll get one soon.

Rad. Good weather again. It

Rad. Good weather again. It won't last, but hey.

Glutbusters might be a bit

Glutbusters might be a bit weird for a while - my wonderful designer Virginia (whose site is a masterpiece) is giving it its regular service.

An attempt to download the government's WorkChoices booklet results in an Adobe warning: "There were too many arguments". So why can't the ALP make any?

If you shot your mouth off about coming to see my show (you know whoyouare), now's your chance.

Jerry in Oz

"The make-up sodomy's the best thing about being nailed to a gym floor" - Jerry Seinfeld in Oz. Genius. (thanks Milk and Cookies).

Freeway 9

Jo from Freeway 9. Funny lady. Smart, too.

JPFO, Inc

What wardrobe is complete without a T-shirt from Jews For The Preservation Of Firearms Ownership?

All singin', all dancin'. That's

All singin', all dancin'. That's Just Pretending for you.

Naomi Klein

I think Naomi Klein is almost unspeakably rad. Here she writes on torture.

Superheroes

I'm giving a paper at Melbourne Uni's Superheroes Conference. Come along.

Pammie

Pamela Anderson has a blog. The wittily titled Stacked.

Alert But Not Alarmed

Virginia from I Am Alert designed this site. I bought her dinner.

Melbourne Footy Club

If lovin' The Dees is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Jellyfish Online

Jellyfish makes me laugh and makes me cry. Like Full House.