October 12, 2006
Our Hearts Go Out...
You know, there are some terrible tragedies in today's world. From the genocide in Darfur, to an Iraq War death toll in the hundreds of thousands, to the systematic abuse of women in Papua New Guinea.
But spare a thought for Tara Reid, whose botched boob job sent paramours clamouring for the light switch, whose confidence plummeted so low that she couldn't even wear a bikini, and who was "devastated" when magazines rated her cosmetic surgery among the world's worst.
"This was a nightmare I lived through".
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Comments
The article you linked is priceless - "Guys I was dating would be like, 'What's wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.' So embarrassing, I mean, you definitely had to turn off the lights."
Boot them outta the freakin' bed, more like.
Posted by: Zoe at October 18, 2006 04:39 PM
A tattler is worse than a thief... Humphrey
Posted by: Humphrey at November 30, 2006 07:50 AM
All promises are either broken or kept... Archilai
Posted by: Archilai at November 30, 2006 08:12 AM
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Posted by: Anonymous at January 12, 2007 09:09 PM
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Posted by: Anonymous at February 3, 2007 09:23 AM
