April 11, 2006
THIS WEEK...
...IN THE INCREDIBLE ADVENTURES OF JUSTICE MINISTER CHRIS ELLISON!
The year is 1941. Senator Ellison is riding high on his policy to check with the Indonesian government as to whether those pesky Papuan asylum seekers are legit or not, and still tingling from a congratulatory pat on the back from Prime Minister Howard.
He leans back in his chair.
What problems can I solve now I'm back here in 1941...?
...thinks...
...thinks...
BRAINWAVE!
Picks up phone, dials...
Ja?
Ah, hello. You must be Eva. Chris Ellison here.
...confused silence...
Senator Chris Ellison. From Australia. Calling for... the Fuhrer.
Ja. Please hold.
Doo-di-doo-di-doo...
Ja?
Adolf! G'day. I mean, hello. Chris Ellison... SENATOR Chris Ellison here. From Australia.
Austria?
No, no. Australia. Down south.
Ah, yes. You fight against the Reich.
What?
In the war.
What? No, I don't know of any war. The defence guy'd be taking care of that, whatever his name is. We don't really talk much to each other over here. Safer that way.
Anyway, wanted to run a few things by you. Bit of a mob's lobbed up here seeking refuge. They reckon they're jews.
Jews?
Yeah. Fleeing Nazi Germany. Loads of horror stories about death camps and the like.
In Germany?
That's what they say. Thought you'd be the bloke to chat to about it. You know anything about that?
Nein. We have nothing like this here.
I see. They reckon they're in for it if they head back.
Preposterous!
You sure? They're talking about... um... genocide. They got a leg to stand on?
HA HA HA HA! Absurd!
Ha ha. Yeah, absurd.
Nein. All are safe in the new Germany. They have no need to seek refuge in Austria.
Australia.
Of course.
That's what I thought. But, you know, gotta check these things out. Good government and all that.
I understand.
So I'll send them home. That okay with you?
Ja.
Terrific. Thanks for setting me straight, Adolf. Fuhrer, sorry. Cheerio.
Goodbye.
Huh. Sweet guy.
WHAT DISASTERS WILL SENATOR ELLISON AVERT?
WHICH ECONOMIC PARTNERS WILL HE PLACATE?
HOW MANY HUMAN RIGHTS WILL HE PRESERVE?
FIND OUT NEXT WEEK!
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Comments
*Applauds*
GOLD for Austria!
Posted by: Tom at April 11, 2006 09:55 PM
I get so jealous when you are funny like this. Please cease immediately.
(its all about me)
Posted by: jellyfish at April 12, 2006 12:55 AM
But look at him, he looks so sincere. He just really, really wants to do the right thing.
Posted by: canoe at April 12, 2006 10:55 AM
Gold, as Tom has pointed out. indeed, this is so funny, i have been prompted (in a competititve fashion) to pass on a german joke my brother sent me:
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
Posted by: sophie Cunningham at April 12, 2006 02:34 PM
I am obsessed with those German jokes.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
It's the police. Your husband has been in an accident and is seriously hurt.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar...
They work in the same office and often enjoy lunch together.
Stop me now.
Posted by: Peter at April 12, 2006 02:55 PM
you crack me up
more german jokes!!! ja?
Posted by: jude at April 20, 2006 01:20 AM
You crack me up! Q: Are fictional blog conversations the new knock knock joke (only way funnier)?
Posted by: miss j at April 21, 2006 02:54 PM
Is it wrong to find this amusing?
If so, bah-bahhhh! (That's the "wrong" noise on Family Feud, btw.)
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