January 30, 2006
We Bought A Lemon (Tree)
This is Lionel:
Lionel is a lemon tree.
When we bought him he bore 18 glorious lemons. It was a citrus extravaganza in our house for weeks. (Not true - we actually pissed most of them away on G&Ts).
But now Lionel's little lemons just bud then drop off while barely embryonic, despite me depositing an astonishing amount of urine on him morning and night.
Please, if someone knows why, or can point me in the right direction (a googling informed me I am watering him either too much or too little - thanks for nothing, you useless tit of a search engine) I would be very appreciative.
Stop the carnage.
Save Lionel.
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If you're 'watering' him morning and night, I'm guessing 'too much'.
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