January 31, 2006
Now I Get It
Prime Minister John Howard has backed calls by NSW Chief Justice James Spigelman for Australians to improve their manners.
Step up, team.
"Excuse me, Mr Umpire, but it seems that the baseline linesman and my opponent James Blake are both jigaboos and thus part of a white-hating conspiracy". (USE OF "MR" APPROPRIATELY DEFERENTIAL)
Mr Howard said he agreed with the chief justice and believed Australians were not polite enough to each other.
"If you wouldn't mind, get the fuck out of my country, you Lebo cunts". (POLITE, NON-CONFRONTATIONAL PHRASES ENCOURAGED)
"I think we have seen a marked deterioration in good manners," Mr Howard told reporters.
"ru horny baby? pls suk my cok l8r ok?" (PLEASE AND THANKYOU, MANNERS COST NOTHING ETC)
Mr Howard said he was particularly concerned about vulgar language used on reality television programs.
Of course. That's the problem.
Filed under Politics
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