December 17, 2005
Ho Ho Ho etc
I'm heading down to Tassie (look out womenfolk, I have map of Tasmania jokes and I will use them), then to Moggs Creek.
More tirades to come in the New Year.
Have a very Glutbusters Christmas. I know I will.
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hey pete
here's some really bad jokes for round the table at xmas. have a wonderful holiday xxx fluffs
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells...
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
What do elves learn at school ?
The elfabet!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pineapple !
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What did the big Christmas candle say to the little candle ?
I'm going out tonight !
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy !
How long does it take to burn a Christmas candle down ?
About a wick !
Posted by: fluffy at December 17, 2005 02:46 PM
Gold.
Each more side-splittingly hilarious than the last.
I'll have the in-laws rolling on the isle.
Posted by: Peter at December 17, 2005 04:06 PM
Hey there,
Have a great time on hols. May it be the best of times, and the worst of times.
Actually, strike that. May it just be the best of times.
Posted by: BEVIS at December 17, 2005 08:18 PM
Ah, Moggs Creek. Lovely part o' the world.
Posted by: skander at December 23, 2005 05:12 PM
It never rains but it pours... Arthur
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Liars need good memories... Gregory
Posted by: Gregory at November 30, 2006 07:51 AM
Judge not of men and things at first sight... Leonard
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