June 21, 2005
How Happy Am I?
Answer: Pretty fucken stoked.
I lived in a hole for 47 days with a bag on my head thinking that I was only moments away from being shot / tortured / beheaded by those arseholes. I seriously thought I was going to die there. Honest. I thought that I would never see my family and friends ever again. Check me out. If I'm not the most miserable motherfucker you've very seen, then you must have seen the Tom Cruise Oprah special.
Yeah, you got it. Live with THAT for 47 days and see how hunky-dory you're feeling.
And now look at me! I'm back, baby! I am almost certainly mentally unstable, but damn it, all I want to do is knock back a glass of red or two, stick it to the wife...
(hot bird, eh?) ...then get down and see the Catters!
Up the pussies!
Yeeaaaaahh! How good is this! I'd like to thank everyone in the Australian government. Mr Howard, you're a brick. AD, man, you're my home-boy. All of you, you army dudes, wherever you're from, you did a bang-up job. I love you, Australia. For you guys to work so hard to get me home... wow! And all for a little guy who was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. But this is the Australia I love, you know? The Australia that stands up for what's right and'll bend over backwards to help a fellow digger.
You guys rock!
Confused about what you're doing for this guy, though.
Cheers,
Doug
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Comments
Lucky he didn't get out in the week Geelong lost to Freo or he would have gone back in.
Posted by: Adam 1.0 at June 21, 2005 10:55 PM
*applauds loudly*
Posted by: Jess at June 22, 2005 02:21 PM
What I can't work out is how he remained so, uh, robust. That be some might fortifying gruel they were feeding him on, because the guy looks rounder than Father Christmas. What gives?
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